Archive for June, 2023

Miss Washington DC

Thursday, June 29th, 2023

Weekend bullet points:

  • Smash! Records is great as always, and I noticed they have a Boomtown Rats photo on their beam. PUNK. Any record store that puts Shudder To Think and Nation of Ulysses CDs on the shelf is the real deal. Also PUNK.
  • W.I.T.C.H. and Death Valley Girls at the Black Cat Friday night. Exactly the tonic I needed. DVG ended their set with “Disaster (Is What We’re After)”, or one of the best modern psychedelic rock songs, during which I got to experience my first true “pit” as opposed to flinching on the periphery. My nose got bonked. Deliscious. Then W.I.T.C.H., whose name stands for “We Intend To Cause Havoc”, did exactly what they intended to do. I love getting myself lost in music, especially recently. It’s the closest I have to a religion, having never done drugs. Getting a brand new sonic prescription, not just through headphones but supplied directly through booming amplifiers, to truly lose myself in a dark room for a short while, was exactly what I needed. To let my head bang in whatever direction it wanted to and let it swell a little. A guy in a well fitting Jesus Lizard(!) shirt, tight pants, and combat boots was totally losing it right up against the amp for W.I.T.C.H.; I saw him around a few times throughout the night between bands. These are the things I like to see.
  • The Air and Space Museum is only half open for continuing renovations. What is open to the public is dazzling. I don’t really care about planes other than the uniforms of their stewardesses, but funky colored lights showcasing worldly posters about interconnection and a watch used to keep Martian time are my kind of deal.
  • The Hirshhorn reminds the public that we wouldn’t have Infinity Rooms without sixties anti-war abstraction and naked people frolicking in the street. It was great finally seeing some of Yayoi Kusama’s work in person. An exhibition of contemporary Chinese photography really enlightened me. Work under dictatorship.

Repetition, insanity, neurosis, shining stars within conformity, hum de hum de hum…

  • The Holocaust Museum is a uniquely exhausting experience. A necessary and perspective-expanding one, but still exhausting. You reach a point where you’re trying to comprehend a placard only to slowly realize that your brain can’t take any more comprehension to begin with. You experience a very unique kind of weight and gravity. Everyone should go once in their lives.
  • The U.S. Capitol needs a new drain pipe.

Crazy Horses

Tuesday, June 6th, 2023

There is music that numbs you. It’s your coworker’s Taylor Swift playlist on repeat over Bluetooth while you’re stuck washing dishes for the next two hours. It’s the new Meghan Trainor single radiating out over the plaza when every one of the many restaurants in sight is packed to capacity and you’re starving. It infuriates you to the point of inaction. It blinds you with annoyance and rage. And when you hate everything, you can’t love anything. You can’t direct your passion if you are stripped of your direction.

And then there is music that makes action. It’s the music that gives your brain a shock of some brand new, never before heard sound (or maybe it was dug out of a dumpster, flipped, subverted, and churned a bit). It’s the raw sonic synergy that makes you contemplate the life you live, a life you once lived, a life you could be living. It’s the pinpoint verses and choruses that give you a new perspective or awaken some deeply suppressed code tucked between your arteries, unscrambling and rescrambling the concepts and ideas you always felt but could never articulate. It’s the music that zaps you awake from the slumber of boredom. It’s the music that surprises you. It’s the music that provides hope.

It’s the music that wants you to write a song of your own.

I swear that music is probably one of the last bastions of intellectual potential in today’s world.

Paint It Black

Monday, June 5th, 2023

I’ve been thinking a bit lately about an online exchange I had…it had to be years ago at this point. It was regarding the Devo cover of “(I Can’t Get No) Satisfaction”, and this person who loved both the Devo and Residents covers basically said that they had “no desire” or “need” to listen to the original Stones version. Which came off as so…weirdly close minded to me. Yeah, you’re able to take music that is borderline unlistenable, that comes off as pretty “open minded.” You’re so *cool* and *sophisticated* for listening to that in your spare time. But you’re not even going to listen to *try* listening to the original version of the song and put those covers in context? You’re just going to dismiss it without considering why those groups would have covered it in the first place?

I get being turned off by “classic rock” but choosing ignorance in the name of looking *weird* and *quirky* of how we got here isn’t going to do you any favors. Pink Floyd and The Who introduced me to the concept of music as a serious art form when I was a kid. Exploring my parents’ eclectic CD collection opened me up to all sorts of different music and planted the seeds for my own independent exploration. Don’t let your exploration of all that life has to offer be defined by sticking within a carefully defined set of restrictive borders. No matter how “cool” you think you are as a result.